I'm ready to get this show on the road. Let's get married. Hurry it up. I could do this thing tomorrow (given I drop 40lbs overnight :) ).
I'm not, however, prepared to lose my level of popularity. What? Oh really? You didn't know I was that popular??! Well then....allow me to fill you in!
Smith is...currently...the top most popular last name in the US. Davis - 7th most popular. There are 2,182 others who are blessed with the name Amber Smith. Only 984 with the name Amber Davis. Consequently, on October 10, I will immediately become less than half as popular as I have been for the past 27 years. Sad, isn't it?
I was thinking, however, that I could INCREASE Chris's popularity by "allowing" him to change HIS name. There are only 6,387 Christopher Davis' in the US, and 14,153 Christopher Smiths!! It would immediately make him more than twice as popular!!
I'm such a considerate little fiance.
I'm not, however, prepared to lose my level of popularity. What? Oh really? You didn't know I was that popular??! Well then....allow me to fill you in!
Smith is...currently...the top most popular last name in the US. Davis - 7th most popular. There are 2,182 others who are blessed with the name Amber Smith. Only 984 with the name Amber Davis. Consequently, on October 10, I will immediately become less than half as popular as I have been for the past 27 years. Sad, isn't it?
I was thinking, however, that I could INCREASE Chris's popularity by "allowing" him to change HIS name. There are only 6,387 Christopher Davis' in the US, and 14,153 Christopher Smiths!! It would immediately make him more than twice as popular!!
I'm such a considerate little fiance.
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You're super weird. I wanted an unusual last name and I got Thomas. Boo. Kristina got to be a Yeouze. how cool is that?
So "cool" that I can't even begin to figure out how to pronounce it. And I'm sure when she tells someone her last name, she automatically has to follow up with the spelling. Fun, fun!! :)
I so wanted a name like that. Yeow-ZEE
You still have Chastity...oops...I mean Charity. ;-D
Hahaha Amber, only you would research something like that! And as for complaining about last names...G-R-U-B-B-S, yeeeeaaah, pretty, aint it?! I'm forever going to have to answer the question, 'What's your name?' with - Julie Grubbs, G-r-u-bb-s. What's the popularity stat on THAT?!
You're not very popular, Julie. There are only 31 people in the US named Julie Grubbs. You should have thought about that before marrying John.
Popular, no...unique, YES! ;)